Sunday, July 16, 2006

Chanakya's Nitishastra Quotes


"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and
Honest people are screwed first."

" Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC)

"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no
Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )

"Whore s don't live in company of poor men, citizens never support a
weak company and birds don't build nests on a tree that doesn't bear fruits."

"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status.
Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next
five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a
friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected
everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )

A Wife is a wife, no matter who THE HELL you are!!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I LOVE YOU IN 100 LANGUAGES

I LOVE YOU IN 100 LANGUAGES

100 Languages saying YOU I Love You
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1. English - I love you
2. Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
3. Albanian - Te dua
4a. Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
4b. Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
5. Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
6. Bambara - M'bi fe
7. Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
8. Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
9. Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
10. Bulgarian - Obicham te
11. Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
12. Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
13. Catalan - T'estimo
14. Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
15. Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
16. Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
17. Creol - Mi aime jou
18. Croatian - Volim te
19. Czech - Miluji te
20. Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
21. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
22. Esperanto - Mi amas vin
23. Estonian - Ma armastan sind
24. Ethiopian - Afgreki'
25. Faroese - Eg elski teg
26. Farsi - Doset daram
27. Filipino - Mahal kita
28. Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
29. French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
30. Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
31. Georgian - Mikvarhar
32. German - Ich liebe dich
33. Greek - S'agapo
34. Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
35. Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
36. Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
37a. Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
37b. Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
38. Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
39. Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
40. Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
41. Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
42. Hungarian - Szeretlek
43. Icelandic - Eg elska tig
44. Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
45. Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
46. Inuit - Negligevapse
47. Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
48. Italian - Ti amo
49. Japanese - Aishiteru
50. Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
51. Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
52. Kiswahili - Nakupenda
53. Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
54. Korean - Sarang Heyo
55. Latin - Te amo
56. Latvian - Es tevi miilu
57. Lebanese - Bahibak
58. Lithuanian - Tave myliu
59. Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
60. Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
61. Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
62. Marathi - Me tula prem karto
63. Mohawk - Kanbhik
64. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
65. Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
66. Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
67. Nepali- Ma timilai maya garchu
68. Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
69. Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
70. Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
71. Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
72. Persian - Doo-set daaram
73. Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
74. Polish - Kocham Ciebie
75. Portuguese - Eu te amo
76. Romanian - Te ubesk
77. Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
78. Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
79. Serbian - Volim te
80. Setswana - Ke a go rata
81. Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing I Love You)
82. Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
83. Sioux - Techihhila
84. Slovak - Lu`bim ta
85. Slovenian - Ljubim te
86. Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
87. Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
88. Swedish - Jag alskar dig
89. Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
90. Tagalog - Mahal kita
91. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
92. Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
93. Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
94. Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
95a. Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
95b. Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
96. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
97. Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
98. Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
99. Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
100. Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Rabri Devi watched her husband Laloo searching high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: "What are you so frantically looking for?

Laloo: "Hidden cameras!"

Rabri: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"

Laloo: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying ...

'You are watching the Star World channel'?

"How can he know what I am watching?"